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(Not that You Asked): Rants, Exploits, and Obsessions
(Not that You Asked): Rants, Exploits, and Obsessions Steve Almond 1400066190 9781400066193 How does Steve Almond get himself into so much trouble? Could it be his incessant moralizing? His generally poor posture? The fact that he was raised by a pac
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(Not that You Asked): Rants, Exploits, and Obsessions by Steve Almond

How does Steve Almond get himself into so much trouble? Could it be his incessant moralizing? His generally poor posture? The fact that he was raised by a pack of wolves? Frankly, we havent got a clue. What we do know is that Almond has a knack for converting his dustups into essays that are both funny and furious. In (Not that You Asked), he squares off against Sean Hannity on national TV, nearly gets arrested for stealing Sta-Hard gel from his local pharmacy, and winds up in Boston, where he quickly enrages the entire population of the Red Sox Nation. Almond is, as they say in Yiddish, a tummler. Almond on personal grooming: Why, exactly, did I feel it would be sexy and hot to have my girlfriend wax my chest? I can offer no good answer to this question today. I could offer no good answer at the time. On sports: To be a fan is to live in a condition of willed helplessness. We are (for the most part) men who sit around and watch other men run and leap and sweat and grapple each other. It is a deeply homoerotic pattern of conduct, often interracial in nature, and essentially humiliating. On popular culture: I have never actually owned a TV, a fact I mention whenever possible, in the hopes that it will make me seem noble and possibly lead to oral sex. On his literary hero, Kurt Vonnegut: His books perform the greatest feat of alchemy known to man: the conversion of grief into laughter by means of courageous imagination. On religion: Every year, when Chanukah season rolled around, my brothers and I would make the suburban pilgrimage to the home of our grandparents, where we would ring in the holiday with a big, juicy Chanukah ham. The essays in(Not that You Asked) will make you laugh out loud, or, maybe just as likely, hurl the book across the room. Either way, youll find Steve Almond savagely entertaining. Not that you asked. A pop-culture-saturated intellectual, a kindly grouch, vitriolic Boston Red Sox hater, neurotic new father and Kurt Vonnegut fanatic... [Almond] scores big in every chapter of this must-have collection. Biting humor, honesty, smarts and heart: Vonnegut himself would have been proud. ---- Kirkus Reviews (starred review

Author: Steve Almond

Language: English

Binding: Hardcover

Publisher: Random House

Publication Date: 2007-09-11

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