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Lets Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being
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Lets Panic About Babies!: How to Endure and Possibly Triumph Over the Adorable Tyrant Who Will Ruin Your Body, Destroy Your Life, Liquefy Your Brain, ... Turn You into a Worthwhile Human Being by Alice Bradley, Eden M. Kennedy

Babies. Some of us want one. Some of us already have one. And some of us even wereone.But what are babies, exactly? Are they really tiny people? How did they get insidelargerpeople? How will they get out? And if youve got one, what do youdowith it? Our most cutting-edge scientific researchers have, to date, only mumbled theories and then distracted us all with shadow puppets and obscene limericks.But no more! Because Alice Bradley and Eden Kennedy are here to shed light on this heretofore un-light-sheddable topic. In their comprehensive, no-facts-are-too-disgusting guide LETS PANIC ABOUT BABIES!, the authors answer age-old baby-related questions, as well as newer ones they made up.Herein you can find answers to such queries as How can I be sure Im pregnant? (torso swells gradually until baby falls out into underpants), Why am I so uncomfortable? (uterine goblins exacting karmic revenge)and Did I just pee myself? (yes).And because they realize that the baby will continueto present challengeseven after its birth, the authors tacked onmorechapters specifically written to soak up all the tears youll shed during your babys first year! So if youre wondering how to use phrenology to make ensure that your child wont be some sort of mercenary or television executive, or whether your obsessive vacuuming indicates postpartum depression or merely a vacuuming fetish, wonder no more. Or, rather, continue to wonder up until the moment that you read LETS PANIC ABOUT BABIES!Then and only thencan you stop wondering, for you will have the answers, and all your wondering will just start to annoy people.

Author: Alice Bradley, Eden M. Kennedy

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

Pages: 272

Publisher: St. Martins Griffin

Publication Date: 2011-03-01

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ISBN: 031264812X


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