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How to Raise a Jewish Dog
How to Raise a Jewish Dog Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary 0316154660 9780316154666 Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is
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How to Raise a Jewish Dog by Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary

Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals ? does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. Written (for real) by Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, co-authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential guide is sure to be a complete howl.

Author: Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminary

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

Pages: 176

Publisher: Little, Brown and Company

Publication Date: 2007-09-05

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ISBN: 0316154660


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