How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written

How to Archer: The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women and Also Cocktails Ever Written by Sterling Archer 0062066315 9780062066312
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<p>Hi. I see youre reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:</p> <p>A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the worlds greatest secret agent, or B) dont know how books work.</p> <p>If your answer was A, your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where youll find the contents of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read table format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. Ill wait. . . .</p> <p>Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly <i>and</i> how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 <i>and</i> how to haggle with a Thai prostitute-in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat <i>and</i> how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy <i>and</i> how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).</p> <p>So if you want to learn more about how to be more-or at all-like Sterling Archer, the worlds greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasnt a damn library.</p> <p>(Note: If your answer was B, this probably isnt the book you want to start with.)</p

Author: Sterling Archer

Language: English

Edition: Original

Binding: Paperback

Pages: 192

Publisher: It Books

Publication Date: 2012-01-17


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