F is for FART: A rhyming ABC children's book about farting animals

F is for FART: A rhyming ABC children's book about farting animals by J. Heitsch, Mr. Smelt It Mrs. Dealt It 1096381117 9781096381112
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This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. Its also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but its mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.

What are the right ways? Im glad you asked. Weve got farts which smell, farts that BOOM, farts that splat, farts that upset your nose and send you for a tumble. Weve even got farts so bad you could use them in a rumble. Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not - it was the animals!

Weve got animals from Australia, China, and even Madagascar! Weve got animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! Weve got animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! Weve even got animals which are imaginary and some which are extinct, but keep that between you and me! Some are from rivers, some live in trees! Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it, please!

Worried, weve skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I dont think so! Weve got A for Antelope, B for Badger, C for Camel, D for Dinosaur, E for Elephant, F for Ferret, G for Giraffe, H for Hare, I for Iguana, J for Jaguar, K for Kangaroo, L for Lemur, M for Manatee, N for Narwhal, O for Otter, P for Pelican, Q for Qinling Panda, R for Rhino, S for Sloth, T for Turtle, U for Unicorn, V for Vervet Monkey, W for Whale, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra.

If your kids love farts as much as ours, were sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library.

  • Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It

Author: J. Heitsch, Mr. Smelt It Mrs. Dealt It

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

Pages: 33

Publisher: Independently published

Publication Date: 2019-06-05

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