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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said
1001 Funniest Things Ever Said by Steven D. Price 1599211955 9781599211954
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1001 Funniest Things Ever Said by Steven D. Price

Now in paperback! nbsp; Here are a thousand and one laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else thatll tickle your funny bone. Theres something old, something new, something stolen, and something bluefrom favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,001 funniest things ever said: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. Theyve experienced pain and bought jewelry.Rita Rudner I dont know if its good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto.Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died.Malcolm Forbes nbsp; The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, You know what? Lets just grab lunch.Bill Maher

Author: Steven D. Price

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

Pages: 352

Publisher: Lyons Press

Publication Date: 2010-04-01

Our Price: $4.09

ISBN: 1599211955

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