1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said by Price, Steven D.

Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields, actress, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal government anti-smoking campaign Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C. A verbal contract isnt worth the paper its printed on. -Samuel Goldwyn, movie producer Its no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another. -President George W. Bush Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances. -Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina The word genius isnt applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -Joe Theisman, former NFL football quarterback and sports analyst What a waste it is to lose ones mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is. -former Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fund-raising event for the United Negro College Fund (attempting to quote the Funds slogan, A mind is a terrible thing to waste

Author: Price, Steven D.

Language: English

Edition: 1st

Binding: Hardcover

Pages: 272

Publisher: Lyons Press

Publication Date: 2004-08-01